A story ...

• Jamie Zawinski

  1 Apr 08, 09:27

  One day finally SumOne graduated from NTU and he started looking for a job. He may have taken engineering, but he decided to try and get a job with The Straits Times instead.

   

  I'm sure I can do a better job than them and I can stop all their pro Arsenal nonsense.

   

  SumOne gives it a go and manages to ace the interview and get a job as one of the reporters for the Sports Section.

   

  One day during lunch, SumOne happened to see signs of a fight or something at a playground far away. He ran over and when he got near, he saw two young boys and a large, dead pit bull.

   

  One of the boys was holding a bloodied wooden pole and SumOne asked the boy, "What Happened here?"

   

  The little boy replied,"My friend and I were playing soccer here and out of nowhere this large pitbull appeared and started attacking my friend. I grabbed this wooden pole that was lying on the floor and beat the dog with it."

   

  SumOne was filled with admiration for this little boy who saved his friends life.

   

  "That was very brave of you, I'm with The Straits Times and I'd like to write a story about you. Since you like soccer, you must be a fan of some club."

   

  While speaking, he took out a notepad and started writing Young Scouser saves friend from dangerous animal

   

  'But I'm not a Liverpool fan'.

   

  SumOne rewrites the title. Little Devil pulls off daring rescue

   

  'But I'm not a Man Utd fan either.'

   

  'Then which club are you a fan of?'

   

  'Arsenal!!!' said the boy proudly.

  The next day, the article title read: Little Rascal kills Family Pet

• JJxJJ

  1 Apr 08, 13:12

  there's another version of your joke around here

• tut4nkh4m3n

  1 Apr 08, 22:46

  lmao...

• Jamie Zawinski

  7 Apr 08, 12:54

  Originally posted by JJxJJ:

  there's another version of your joke around here

  
  where is it?

• artpark

  11 Apr 08, 23:10

  

• SumOne

  20 Apr 08, 23:20

  Jamie, you obviously don't know. I have nothing against Arsenal. The point wasn't the club, the moral of the story was something else. Open your eyes and stop letting your hate and prejudices guide you. Be it soccer, religion, politics or whatever else.
• SumOne

  20 Apr 08, 23:22

  Originally posted by Jamie Zawinski:

  
  where is it?

  http://www.sgforums.com/forums/3/topics/314021

• Hello Kitty

  20 Apr 08, 23:24

  wat izit again.

• gunner77

  21 Apr 08, 15:23

   cb

• caleb_chiang

  21 Apr 08, 15:31

  Erm... am I suppose to laugh?