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Gas Station

• tys

  30 Apr 08, 23:22

  A gas station was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."
  
  Soon a local guy pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free
  sex.  The owner told him to pick a! number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The guy then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."
  
  A week later, the same guy, along with a friend, pulled in for a fill-up.
  Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again  gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct
  number.
  The  guy guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3.You were close, but no free sex this time." As they were driving away, the guy said to his friend, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
  
  His friend replied,  "No it ain't, rigged --- my wife won twice last week!!"

• thehappybunny

  30 Apr 08, 23:34

  

• omgukilledkenny

  16 Jul 08, 00:14

  

• QX179R

  16 Jul 08, 00:16

  

• sand king

  16 Jul 08, 11:15

  lol only girls can win

• seotiblizzard

  16 Jul 08, 16:40

   Wtf -.-"

• Beautiful951

  16 Jul 08, 16:46

  I don't understand

• yong93

  16 Jul 08, 17:34

  i'll love tt kind of promotion :D

• gunner77

  16 Jul 08, 19:36

  

• NG QIBO AARON AUBREY

  17 Jul 08, 16:00

  I DUN UNDERSTAND

• dinky1409

  19 Jul 08, 13:32

  hahah no need understand.. lol

• SiMiLaiEh*

  22 Jul 08, 01:55

  the owner is a guy who only wants woman not males