A Junior Philosopher

• Joyspoodle

  6 May 08, 09:11

  Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.
  
  "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
  
  "None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly away."
  
  "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."
  
  Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?
  
  Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"
  
  "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking".
  
  The Teacher Fainted...
• gunner77

  6 May 08, 13:52

      pwn

• seotiblizzard

  6 May 08, 13:56

   Hahaha. Nice one.

• bryanw

  6 May 08, 13:57

  Originally posted by gunner77:

      pwn

  
  u seem very happy.

• gunner77

  6 May 08, 13:58

  Originally posted by bryanw:

  
  u seem very happy.

  
  i today very happy

• bryanw

  6 May 08, 13:59

  Originally posted by gunner77:

  
  i today very happy

  
  i mean happy when it comes to such lewd jokes.

• gunner77

  6 May 08, 14:00

  Originally posted by bryanw:

  
  i mean happy when it comes to such lewd jokes.

  
  u too

  u are my master, remember ?