Q:black cat save white cat wat do white cat say???
A:meow(cat don noe how to talk)
Q:A pig n a goat stand in front of a tiger y do the tiger eat the goat n not the pig???
A:cuz the tiger is a muslim!
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what those words on yearly performance reviews REALLY mean
1. OUTGOING PERSONALITY- Always going out of the office
2.GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS-Able to bullshit
3.GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS-Spends lots of time on phone
4.WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY-Too ugly to get a date
5.ACTIVE SOCIALLY-Drinks alot
6.QUICK THINKING-Offers plausible excuses
7.CAREFUL THINKER- Won't make a decision
8.INDEPENDENT WORKER- Nobody knows what he/she does
9.USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS- Gets someone else to do it
10.EXPRESS THEMSELVES WELL- Speaks English
11.METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL- A nit picker
12.HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES- Is tall or has a louder voice
13.EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT- Lucky
14.KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR-Know a lot of dirty jokes
15.CAREER MINDED-Back stabber
16.LOYAL-Can't get a job anywhere else
17.PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT- Buys drinks for all the boys
18.OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANISATION-Gets to work on time
19.RELAXED ATTITUDE-Sleeps at desk
should I laugh? Ok...here goes...hahahahahahahahahahahahaha...HAR