666 call
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How much would it cost to (telephone) call Singapore from Hell? You’d be surprised!
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Lee Kuan Yew die and go to hell. But the devil has only one phone there. Queen says, I miss my England, can I use your phone and hear how my people are doing down there.
She calls and talks about five minutes. Then she asks: Well devil, how much do I owe you for the call? The devil says: Five million pounds. She writes him a cheque and goes back to her chair .
Clinton wants to make a call too. He says I wanna call the US. He talks about ten minutes, then asks how much do I owe you devil? The devil says Ten million dollars He also writes a cheque and goes back to his seat
Lee Kuan Yew is jealous. He says I want to call Singapore. He calls and talks for about an hour to his son Lee Hsien Loong who is busy trying to find Mas Selamat. Then he asks the devil how much do I owe you?
The devil replies: only one dollar. Lee Kuan Yew is shocked and asks ‘why so little?’.
The devils says: if you make a call from one hell to another, IT’S LOCAL CALL.
got it from somewhere, hope its not posted b4
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I know Singapore isnt the best place on earth. It lacked poltical freedom, and the government is overwhelmed with cronyism, nepotism and ineptitude.
But certainly it isnt hell right? Look at Sichuan. So heartbreaking. So many died...
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should b grateful that it is cheap.
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even phonecard cannot win this
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Originally posted by Spartans:
I know Singapore isnt the best place on earth. It lacked poltical freedom, and the government is overwhelmed with cronyism, nepotism and ineptitude.
But certainly it isnt hell right? Look at Sichuan. So heartbreaking. So many died...
Furthermore...
I am trying my best to refuse food. Many of my eats come to me, free and I have a hard time refusing them. Singapore hell?? I flush my toilet with drinking water. I use electricity like its nobody's business. I drive, ride and take public transport (and vehicles are most expensive here than anywhere else in the world).
I thought the joke would be about Temasek, buying over the telco there.
Lame joke. Only foreign yokels would lap it up.
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Originally posted by Spartans:
I know Singapore isnt the best place on earth. It lacked poltical freedom, and the government is overwhelmed with cronyism, nepotism and ineptitude.
But certainly it isnt hell right? Look at Sichuan. So heartbreaking. So many died...
is jus a joke..y u takin it so seriously
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hahahahahahahahahaha
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Originally posted by SiMiLaiEh*:
is jus a joke..y u takin it so seriously
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Originally posted by SiMiLaiEh*:
is jus a joke..y u takin it so seriously
I know it is meant to be a joke. But it just happened that Sichuan earthquake is fresh in my mind from TV.So many died... parents lost their only child... children lost their parents... haiz
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local call should be cheaper den a dollar mahz.but great joke..
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btw spartans
sichuan only died a few u so sad..myanmar victims died in hundreds of thousands....
luckily pandas are ok..
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Originally posted by domonkassyu:
btw spartans
sichuan only died a few u so sad..myanmar victims died in hundreds of thousands....
luckily pandas are ok..
It is just now Sichuan earthquake is a more recent event and the images are fresh in my mind.Ya lucky the pandas are ok.