CONDOM JOKES!
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A man was in a long line at Tesco. As he got to the Checkout he
> >> realized he had forgotten to get con*doms, so he asked the checkout
> >> girl if she could have some brought up to the register.
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> >> She asked, "What size con*doms?"
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> >> The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his
> >> pants. He did.She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and
> >> called over the intercom, "One box of large con*doms, Checkout 5."
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> >> The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of
> >> us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the Checkout, he
> >> told
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> >> checker that he too had forgotten to get con*doms, and asked if she
> >> could have some brought to the register for him.
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> >> She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She
> >> askedhim to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel,
> >> picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized con*doms,
> >> Checkout
>5."
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> >> A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had
>seen
> >> was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with
> >> alive female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the
>Checkout
> >> he told the checker he needed some con*doms.
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> >> She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him
> >> to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave
> >> him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said...
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> >> (you'll love this one...................)
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> >> "Cleaner to, Register 5" -
what cleaner?
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lol..
he messed the place up
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Originally posted by ifish:
lol..
he messed the place up
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omg i oso wan
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nice one haha