Climb up the ladder to success
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A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder.
Looking up, he sees that the ladder disappears into the clouds.Curious, he begins to climb. Before long, he is *in* the clouds. He
looks around and sees the most horribly ugly woman he has ever seen in
his life.Obese, snaggle-toothed, matted hair….. She looks at him, beckons,
and says, “Have sex with me, or climb the ladder to success.”
Well, having no intention of doing *anything* with this woman, the man
climbs higher up the ladder. A bit further on, he comes upon a woman
slightly less ugly than the woman before. Not attractive, by any
means, but not repugnant. “Have sex with me, or climb the ladder to
success, “she says.Again, the man elects to continue his climb.
Before long, he comes upon another woman. This one is actually
attractive. Not a knock-out, but very pleasing. “Have sex with me, or
climb the ladder to success.”Well, he figures the women keep getting better and better looking as
he gets higher and higher. So he decides to continue climbing.
A bit farther up is the most gorgeous woman he’s ever seen in his
life! Miss America beautiful. In a sultry voice she says, “Have sex
with me, or climb the ladder to success.” Well, needless to say he is
*very* tempted.But he just can’t imagine what could top this woman, so he decides to
climb higher.On the next cloud up is a horrid 500 lb man. You can see the lice in
his hair, he stinks, his clothes are ratty….. “Who are you?” our
climber asks in horror. Grinning a toothless grin, the man looks at
him and says, “Hi. I’m Cess.Moral of story: Don’t be Greedy!
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who is cess?
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success = suck cess
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was told a similiar story by my fren. but was a shoppin mall for husbands/wives..the woman shopping for husbands kept goin up cuz the guy seems better and better..while the guy stops once he saw what he needs.