A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, “If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, “What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”
The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!”
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Originally posted by Passive Income1:A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, “If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, “What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”
The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!”
those at bus forum won't be pleased ![]()
poor bus555 ![]()
Woohoo.
Bus forum vs Jokes & Humour forum.
Fight, fight. ![]()
the fight won't be bloody, they're just too edgy lah!!! ![]()
LOL
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cheesepie sia the kid
offend so many bus driver and prospective bus driver ![]()
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Originally posted by SBS7484P:offend so many bus driver and prospective bus driver
LOL! This one lagi better joke, so there are actually people aspiring to be a bus-driver? Don't get me wrong, it's just unheard of
:)