1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
3. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
4. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
5. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.
6. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
7. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
8. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
9. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
10. Clean your room before we come over.
11. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
12. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.
Want some more? ladies, please add yours to the list :D
Shin-Chan
hokays noted
orh. i thought some s3x thing
We video it down to Share with others .
Cause we Care for others LOL .
Originally posted by Shin-chan:1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
3. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
4. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
5. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.
6. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
7. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
8. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
9. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
10. Clean your room before we come over.
11. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
12. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.Want some more? ladies, please add yours to the list :D
so many list........is that all?...or some more coming?
wa so many crow and WAD a big snowman
wat ups with the ladies (- -)......
is this a warning list or a joke?
or is this a dont do this OR ELSE list
What does this have to do with Jokes and Humours?
stupid rules =.=
We guys shall not choose girls like you. =)
You go DIRECTLY into the rubbish bin. :p
Originally posted by Shin-chan:1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
3. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
4. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
5. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.
6. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
7. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
8. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
9. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
10. Clean your room before we come over.
11. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
12. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.Want some more? ladies, please add yours to the list :D
Shin-Chan
I agree with Call4ljw.
While I might agree with maybe half your points, I have to say that your attitude is archetypical of a Sillyporean girl: snobbish and self-absorbed. The stupidity never ends, does it? When your man RESPECTS you, you do not need to come up with inane 'rules'. With an attitude like yours, it is no wonder why you'll never find a man who will truly respect you.
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8. Have an uncultured mentality of expecting the maximum while giving the minimum, rarely empathizing with the other party. (there's a reason for they saying: what goes around, comes around)