Two Arabs are in a locker room taking a shower after
their racquetball game when one notices the other has
a huge cork stuck in his butt.
"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that
cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it
out?"
"I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is
permanently stuck in my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach
and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of
smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag
attire with a white beard and top hat came oozing out.
He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you
one wish." I said, "No shit."
ha.
lol..