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Why do men fart louder than women?

• maskedangel

  6 Dec 08, 16:03

  Why do men fart louder than women?
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Ans: They have an extra mic and 2 speakers

• SBS7484P

  6 Dec 08, 16:07

  u mean, the M249 sound when men fart.

• maskedangel

  6 Dec 08, 16:08

  Originally posted by SBS7484P:

  u mean, the M249 sound when men fart.

  Tsk. . . .
  
  

• gunner77

  7 Dec 08, 14:47

  

• 4sg

  7 Dec 08, 14:54

  I don't think it is because man has larger arsholes then woman. Can't be, not logical, right?
  
  I believe woman also fart but is more discrete. Woman tends to control the urge to break wind in front of man by going to a corner to fart.
  
  Man just can't be bothered.    

• deathmaster

  7 Dec 08, 17:31

  Originally posted by 4sg:

  I don't think it is because man has larger arsholes then woman. Can't be, not logical, right?
  
  I believe woman also fart but is more discrete. Woman tends to control the urge to break wind in front of man by going to a corner to fart.
  
  Man just can't be bothered.    

  ya. to make a loud fart, gas has to be squeezed very tightly. so loud fart  implies tight arsehole.

• 4sg

  7 Dec 08, 17:32

  Originally posted by deathmaster:

  ya. to make a loud fart, gas has to be squeezed very tightly. so loud fart  implies tight arsehole.

  

   

• eagle

  12 Dec 08, 13:30

  Originally posted by deathmaster:

  ya. to make a loud fart, gas has to be squeezed very tightly. so loud fart  implies tight arsehole.

  The air pressure of the fart will be higher

• Daisuke-kun

  27 Jan 09, 17:56

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• Daisuke-kun

  27 Jan 09, 17:56

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• jayh272416

  27 Jan 09, 18:21

  lol...

• SnOwY^BoY

  27 Jan 09, 18:22

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• acurara

  27 Jan 09, 20:06

  the correct answer should be.....
  
  
  Women don't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

• Deino

  27 Jan 09, 20:35

  They have an extra mic and two speakers