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His 20 year old bride

• Q.C.Pak

  9 Mar 09, 16:28

  Morris an 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling.
  
  "I've never been better," he replies. "I've got a twenty two year old bride who's pregnant with my child! . . .What do you think about that?"
  
  The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some bush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezes the handle...
  
  *BAM* The beaver drops dead in front of him."
  
  "That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief, "Someone else must have shot that beaver."
  
  "EXACTLY!"

• jayh272416

  9 Mar 09, 16:44

  

• KaurexO_o

  9 Mar 09, 18:10

  

• Only-Way-4-Destiny!

  9 Mar 09, 21:26

  

• Lost_Drift

  9 Mar 09, 21:48

  

• asharae

  9 Mar 09, 21:55

  

• QX179R

  9 Mar 09, 21:57

  

• maskedangel

  10 Mar 09, 07:23

  lol!

• lianamaster

  10 Mar 09, 16:18

  

• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  10 Mar 09, 17:43

  

• the Bear

  10 Mar 09, 17:45

  There was an 80 year old man who woke up one morning and felt like a 20 year old.

  However, he could not find one that early in the morning.