Q: What's the difference between a ball and a prince?
A: One is thrown in the air; the other is heir to the throne.
Q: Which moves faster: heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.
Q: Why should 60+-year-old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q. I know 'bout CDs but what's a record?
A. Disc is a good question...
Q. With our economy did you put aside something for retirement?
A. Yes. I put aside my plans to retire.
Q. To what question can you never answer yes?
A. "Are you asleep?"
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Q. To what question can you never answer yes?
A. "Are you asleep?"
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