lt could have been worse
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Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate
his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the
circumstance, he would always reply, "It could have been worse."To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a
situation so completely bad, so terrible, that even Frank could find no
hope in it. On the golf course one day, one of them said, "Frank, did
you hear about Tom? He came home last night, found his wife in bed with
another man, shot them both, then turned the gun on himself.""That's awful," said Frank, "But it could have been worse."
"How in the hell," asked his bewildered friend, "could it have been
worse?""Well," said Frank, "If it had happened the night before, I'd be dead
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n1^^
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tsk tsk hahaha!