A few random thoughts

• GIB

  13 Jul 09, 12:10

  Love means never having to ask, "Does that fifty include a spanking?"

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  My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.

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  When I was young, I wrote a letter to Santa every year and he always brought me what I wanted.
  
  Now that I'm an adult, I have my children write similar letters to Santa, but the lazy bastard never brings them anything.

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  If you're singing Christmas songs on your neighbor's lawn at night with your church group, it's called "caroling."
  
  But if you're doing it alone with no pants on, it's called "drunk and disorderly."

   

• Darkknighthuang

  13 Jul 09, 13:32

   like the one about Santa.

• omgukilledkenny

  13 Jul 09, 13:34

  

• yourmotherrr

  13 Jul 09, 15:18

  Santa one,

• Bus&Soccer l0v3r (VO3x 1)

  13 Jul 09, 15:51

  

• Q.C.Pak

  13 Jul 09, 15:59

  

• lianamaster

  13 Jul 09, 17:56

  

• jayh272416

  13 Jul 09, 19:29

  LOL
• sand king

  15 Jul 09, 09:51

  hahaha i like the last one!