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After a month-long holiday in the US, my wife and I finally boarded
the plane in San Francisco last Sunday heading home.
As the plane reached cruising speed with the seat belt sign switched off,
a 6 ft 3' black man with the build of Mike Tyson in the front row got up
from his seat, turned to face the back, raised his arm and yelled, 'HIJACK!'
Everyone was frozen to the seat, expecting the worst to happen and two stewards were about to jump onto this guy to overpower him when another voice answered from the back of the plane:
'HI JOHN!'
The moral of the story is:
If you have a friend named Jack, for heaven's sake don't ever call him in the plane.
Otherwise you may land yourself in deep shit.
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i also got friend name is Jack
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Originally posted by pqr:
After a month-long holiday in the US, my wife and I finally boarded
the plane in San Francisco last Sunday heading home.
As the plane reached cruising speed with the seat belt sign switched off,
a 6 ft 3' black man with the build of Mike Tyson in the front row got up
from his seat, turned to face the back, raised his arm and yelled, 'HIJACK!'
Everyone was frozen to the seat, expecting the worst to happen and two stewards were about to jump onto this guy to overpower him when another voice answered from the back of the plane:
'HI JOHN!'
The moral of the story is:
If you have a friend named Jack, for heaven's sake don't ever call him in the plane.
Otherwise you may land yourself in deep shit.Wah. thn next tym just say hello to me lol. hope you all get wad i mean. lol. i dun wan to be the guy to be blamed for my name.
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Lol.
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lol
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If you have a lady friend whose surname happens to be 'Chee', you need to be careful when saying goodbye to her.
You should say "Bye, Miss Chee" and not:
"Miss Chee, Bye"