Don't copy if you can't paste!
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A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He said:
"the best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my
wife!" The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And
that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to
crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.
He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of
my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing to recall the second
half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out"…and I can’t remember who
she was!"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital
bed nursing burns from boiling water.
Moral of the story: "Don’t copy if you can’t paste!
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Originally posted by s0nic:
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He said:
"the best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my
wife!" The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And
that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to
crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.
He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of
my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing to recall the second
half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out"…and I can’t remember who
she was!"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital
bed nursing burns from boiling water.
Moral of the story: "Don’t copy if you can’t paste!
The person who said these :
"the best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my
wife!" The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And
that woman was my mother!"
is : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ajahn_Brahm
He is known for mixing in humour with philosophy.
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lol
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e manyger failed.
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