Ten Peeves Dogs Have About Humans
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Blaming your farts on me.....
not funny... not funny at all !!!
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Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG
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Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
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Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!
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Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you're not home..
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The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
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Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip',
then acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back!
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Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
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Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?
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How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous. -
I like the last one XD
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lol
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I like the last one XD
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shit .... I'm guilty of so many of that .....
sorry patches ....
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