Biker

• PassiveIncome1

  23 Jul 09, 21:04

  A seasoned old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up
  to a pub in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks inside.

  As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

  COLD BEER: $2.00

  HAMBURGER: $2.25

  CHEESEBURGER: $2.50

  CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50

  HAND JOB: $50.00

  Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old gentleman walks up to the bar and calls out to the very sexy female bartender who is serving drinks and bending down to show her ample bosoms to a couple of leering admirers.

  She glides down behind the bar to the old biker.

  "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "how may I help you today?"

  The old biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he
  whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

  She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes,
  I sure am".

  The old biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly,
  "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".

   

• Raraken

  23 Jul 09, 21:14

  XD

  She just got epicly owned.

• jayh272416

  23 Jul 09, 21:33

  XD

  She just got epicly owned.

• superlibra

  24 Jul 09, 01:54

  XD

  She just got epicly owned.

• Midlusionz

  24 Jul 09, 10:42

  XD

  She just got epicly owned.

• theme_and_guess

  24 Jul 09, 11:14

  XD

  She just got epicly owned

• RvnRooRon84

  24 Jul 09, 11:26

  XD

  She just got epicly owned

• dinky1409

  24 Jul 09, 11:27

  damn i aso wan cheesebruger!

• omgukilledkenny

  24 Jul 09, 11:29

  damn i aso wan cheesebruger!

• 93'guy

  24 Jul 09, 17:43

  XD

  She just got epicly owned

• AEW5001

  25 Jul 09, 11:09

  e biker's a gentleman.

• Uraniumfish

  25 Jul 09, 19:15

  XD She just got epicly owned
• charlize

  25 Jul 09, 19:30

  It's just good hygiene practice.

   

  With all the H1N1 things going on, one can never be too careful.

   

  Some tips on washing your hands properly.

   

  http://sg.theasianparent.com/articles/1_washing_hands_properly_swine_flu_03

   

   

• Uraniumfish

  26 Jul 09, 03:59

  Originally posted by charlize:

  It's just good hygiene practice.

   

  With all the H1N1 things going on, one can never be too careful.

   

  Some tips on washing your hands properly.

   

  http://sg.theasianparent.com/articles/1_washing_hands_properly_swine_flu_03

   

   

  Next are you going to post a link on how to do a handjob  properly?

• Keii

  26 Jul 09, 04:26

  XD

  She just got epicly owned.

• Jiani

  26 Jul 09, 09:01

  XD

  She just got epicly owned

• Jiani

  26 Jul 09, 09:01

  XD

  She just got epicly owned

• superlibra

  26 Jul 09, 14:40

  Originally posted by Uraniumfish:

  Next are you going to post a link on how to do a handjob  properly?

  XD

  He just got epicly owned.

• yourmotherrr

  26 Jul 09, 21:42

  Co co co combo breaker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Bus&Soccer l0v3r (VO3x 1)

  26 Jul 09, 22:13

  XD

  She just got epicly owned.

• lianamaster

  26 Jul 09, 22:35