Football Soccer Books that would never sell

• sand king

  26 Jul 09, 17:41

  Football Soccer Books that would never sell

  Who is game for a laugh made up books that we think would not be a hit feel free to comment if you want to add any we will get them on!

   

   

   

  Arsene Wenger-European success
  Sir Alex Ferguson-Respect for refs.
  Ryan Giggs-My World Cup diary
  Ronaldinho-The quiet life.
  Juan Roman Riquelme-Me and Maradona.
  Luis Aragones-Thierry Henry: Best of friends.
  Zlatan-Big plays for big games
  Giovani Dos Santos-My successful life so far
  Steven Gerrard-Playing by the book
  Dimitar Berbatov-Working for the team
  Newcastle United-”Massive”
  Landon Donovan-Visitors guide to Germany
  Francesco Totti-Playing for my country
  Joey Barton-Keys to being a professional footballer
  Fabio Grosso-Tales From Australia.
  Liverpool FC-Only 19 years ago
  David Platt-I love Chelsea
  Arrigo Sacchi-Building around Baggio.
  Massimo Moratti with an indepth introduction from Roman Abramovich-Success from you pocket.
  Luciano Moggi-Fair play.
  Antonio Cassano-The diet for you.
  Jose Mourinho-Humility
  Claudio Ranieri-The trophy years.
  Michael Owen-Body fitness
  Andriy Shevchenko-My golden years with Chelsea
  Luis Figo-Loyalty
  Christian Vieri-A one-club man.
  Pippo Inzaghi-Bringing teammates into play and beating the flag
  Anderson-Scoring goals
  Ashley Cole-Principles
  El Hadj Diouf-Greatness
  Lucas Neill-Playing for the love of it
  Cristian Molinaro-Basics of defending
  Jermaine Jenas& Mohamed Sissoko-How to pass a ball
  Mario Balotelli-Being Humble
  Tottenham Hotspur-Always moving forward
  David Beckham - the perfect haircut   
  Raymond Domenech — Astrology Works !     
  Materazzi — How to be polite, honest, civilized & win friends on the pitch  
  Shearer — How to celebrate your goals
  Cristiano Ronaldo - My little Ego

• jayh272416

  26 Jul 09, 23:19

  

• marcteng

  26 Jul 09, 23:21

  post is at epl football forum la lol

• dibilo

  27 Jul 09, 01:24

  Michael Ballack - Sucesses in cup finals.

  Mark Hughes - Managing a club with no funds for dummies.

  Ali dia - Me and my cousin, Weah.

• chrisbenoit

  27 Jul 09, 01:42

  Man U fans - The mad, retarded fans in Singapore

• omgukilledkenny

  27 Jul 09, 01:51

  Originally posted by chrisbenoit:

  Man U fans - The mad, retarded fans in Singapore

  self pwned.

• chrisbenoit

  27 Jul 09, 01:58

  Yes, I just realised that. Has been drinking beer and enjoying myself.

• dinky1409

  27 Jul 09, 02:01

  Originally posted by omgukilledkenny:

  self pwned.

  ROFLMAO.. and he thinks he was brilliant to have come up with that one.. LOL ppl say stupidity has a price to pay.. for that troll, he gives it for free and he takes it back right in the face LOL...

• chrisbenoit

  27 Jul 09, 02:03

  Originally posted by dinky1409:

  ROFLMAO.. and he thinks he was brilliant to have come up with that one.. LOL ppl say stupidity has a price to pay.. for that troll, he gives it for free and he takes it back right in the face LOL...

  
  Hey stupid Man Ure fan?! I have been drinking, what do you expect?

• Keii

  27 Jul 09, 02:28

  Originally posted by chrisbenoit:

  
  Hey stupid Man Ure fan?! I have been drinking, what do you expect?

   

  Give me face lah, I also Man Utd fan. Can keep this thread clean?

• chrisbenoit

  27 Jul 09, 02:33

  At least you more sensible than some mad dog.

• Keii

  27 Jul 09, 02:39

  Originally posted by chrisbenoit:

  At least you more sensible than some mad dog.

   

  I respect everyone as a person, and not by teams they support, their likes and dislikes. Somemore, you also never step on my toes, why should I slander you. Besides, I find this rather entertaining.

• sand king

  27 Jul 09, 07:31

  Originally posted by chrisbenoit:

  Man U fans - The mad, retarded fans in Singapore

  Can you not go to every thread and make a nuisance of yourself?

• yourmotherrr

  27 Jul 09, 09:37

  Chrisbenoit left his marbles locked up somewhere. Go swamping at every single thread. What a fuckface.

• duanyuqiao

  27 Jul 09, 16:32

  Winning the Champion league - Chelsea

• s0nic

  27 Jul 09, 16:41

  lol jerry.

• Pitot

  27 Jul 09, 16:43

  Singapore - Dream 2010

  

• United4Life

  27 Jul 09, 19:25

  Originally posted by chrisbenoit:

  Man U fans - The mad, retarded fans in Singapore

  
  Liverpool fans - We dont look back on the past

• marcteng

  27 Jul 09, 19:32

  Originally posted by chrisbenoit:

  At least you more sensible than some mad dog.

  I never know a mad dog can post by himself. post and shit by himself

• marcteng

  27 Jul 09, 19:34

  Originally posted by United4Life:

  
  Liverpool fans - We dont look back on the past

  he is the worst sore loser among them. 19 years of hurt and is still hurting. make it 20 this year then, ever since he was born.

  jinx

• limpper

  27 Jul 09, 19:35

  Originally posted by marcteng:

  I never know a mad dog can post by himself. post and shit by himself

  i knew you'll be here sooner or later! lol

• marcteng

  27 Jul 09, 19:40

  Originally posted by limpper:

  i knew you'll be here sooner or later! lol

   ya never miss a beat bashing dog mah. like the beggar sect beat dog pole skills

• Pitot

  27 Jul 09, 19:42

  guys, this thread is about the joke that sand king posted.

  Not jokers.

  Cut it already please.

• marcteng

  27 Jul 09, 19:42

  Originally posted by yourmotherrr:

  Chrisbenoit left his marbles locked up somewhere. Go swamping at every single thread. What a fuckface.

  I think you are being polite. he sent me 7 PM laced with expletives, can you imagine another person as kan bo liao as him

• marcteng

  27 Jul 09, 19:47

  Originally posted by Pitot:

  guys, this thread is about the joke that sand king posted.

  Not jokers.

  Cut it already please.

  sure. you should edit and delete that clown when he first posted. saved all the trouble from then on.