Shot to the Heart

• tinuviel07

  30 Jul 09, 13:36

  Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl.

   

  She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
  
  Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.

   

  Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.
  
  "On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast."

   

  Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

• MaNyZeR

  30 Jul 09, 19:04

  .................................. kaoz.. Sagging breasts...

• JJxJJ

  30 Jul 09, 19:08

  

• sand king

  30 Jul 09, 19:19

  OMG WHAT A SAG!

• Bus&Soccer l0v3r (VO3x 1)

  30 Jul 09, 20:45

  

• tr@nsp0rt_F3V3R

  30 Jul 09, 20:50

  *LAMED OUT~

• lianamaster

  30 Jul 09, 20:52

  

• aHGer^83

  30 Jul 09, 20:55

  double-u-tee-ef....

• yourmotherrr

  30 Jul 09, 21:07

  Suay
• jayh272416

  30 Jul 09, 21:29

  

• Q.C.Pak

  30 Jul 09, 22:13

  

• nightzip

  30 Jul 09, 22:51

  if sag more, maybe she can shoot the floor and escape being hurt! :)

• trendz

  31 Jul 09, 09:22

  no luh. she's hunched. that's why.
• Communique07

  2 Aug 09, 19:00

  She was using just one Push-Up.