Medicines
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At school little Johnny's class is learning about medicines.
Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what types of medicines they know and if they knew what they were used for...........
The first pupil said: 'Tylenol?'
'Very good!
Can you tell me what is it used for?'
'It is used for a headache.'
The second pupil said: 'Nytol.'
'Excellent!' said Sister Catherine.
'Do you know what it's used for?'
'To help you sleep', replied the student.
Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: 'Viagra.''Eyebrows raised, Sister Catherine is not sure of what Johnny's response will be, but asked anyhow, "do you know what it's used for, Johnny?' she asked.
Well said Johnny, 'It's used for diarrhea.'
'And who told you this, Johnny?'
'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father ''take a Viagra, and maybe yuh shit will get harder.''
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Don't understand
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Originally posted by Suffocate:
Don't understand
'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father ''take a Viagra, and maybe yuh shit will get harder.''
Johnny's mother was referring to his father's private part getting hard.
Johnny thought that his father was having diarrhea, and thus his feces was getting soft, and that viagra will make his feces hard.
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Originally posted by Suffocate:
Don't understand
Shit refers to in this case, his father's sexual organ.
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