Doctor doctor....
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Dr Tan wanted to go bring his family to the movies in the evening, so he approached his partner, 'Dr Lim, I am going off early tonight, but please don't want to close the clinic early. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'
'Yes, sir!' answers Dr Lim.
So Dr Tan goes for the family outing evening and came back happily and asks: 'So, Dr Lim, how was your evening?'
Dr Lim told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'
'Very good, how was the second one?' asks Dr Tan
'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Dr Lim.
Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks Dr Tan.
'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a very sexy woman with nice huge breasts rushes into the room.
Very quickly, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra, her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - I haven't Seen a man in over two years!!
'Wah liao ehhhh!!!! so what did you do???!!!!' asks Dr Tan
Dr Lim replies 'Very simple, I put eye drops in her eyes!!
Hahahah.... you all thought I was telling a dirty joke!!!!
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this is a stupid joke, why take off everything just to put eye drop
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Originally posted by gunner77:
this is a stupid joke, why take off everything just to put eye drop
no idea though. no link at all
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Originally posted by gunner77:
this is a stupid joke, why take off everything just to put eye drop
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funny lol.... but the joke kinda weird la!! clothes off just to put eye drop
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the doctor thought the girl said she didn't SEE a man for 2 years, hence the eyedrops.
good one :D