Doing somersaults
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One day, a girl came running home from school excitedly yelling,
"Mommy! Mommy! I got five dollars!""That's great, sweetheart!" said her mother. "Where did you get
the five dollars?""From Tommy down the street," the girl answered. "He gave me five
dollars for doing somersaults for him while he sat in a tree.""Sweetheart," the mother replied, "Don't you know that Tommy is
just doing that so he can see your underwear?"The girl stood speechless for a moment and then her eyebrows
knotted into a frown and she said, "Ohhhhhh!" in the voice of
someone who had just been fooled.The next day, the girl came running home from school again
yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! I got another five dollars!""Was it from Tommy down the street?" the mother asked.
"Yes," the girl answered. "He had me do more somersaults for him
while he was in the tree.""Sweetheart," the mother said, "Don't you remember what I told you
about Tommy just wanting to see your underwear?""It's OK, Mommy," the girl replied. "I tricked him! Today I didn't
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lol!!
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