Rules for Men
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They started it.
- Call.
- Don't lie.
- Two words: clean socks.
- You're wrong.
- You're sorry.
- Burping is not sexy.
- Think boxers.
- Silk boxers.
- Shave - no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.
- Never tape any of her body parts together.
- If guys' night out is going to be fun, invite the girls.
- The correct answer to "Do I look fat?" is never, ever "Yes."
- None of your ex-girlfriends were ever nicer, prettier, or better in bed.
- Ditto for "Is she prettier than me?"
- A grunt is seldom an acceptable answer to any question.
- Answering "Who was that on the phone?" with "Nobody" is never going to end that conversation.
- Ditto for "Whose lipstick is this?"
- Buying her dinner does not equal foreplay.
- Don't assume PMS is the cause for every bad mood.
- You don't have PMS. Don't act like you know what it's like.
- Don't try to change the way she dresses.
- Her haircut is never bad.
- She is a natural born drama queen.
- No means No. Yes means Yes. Silence could mean anything she feels like at that particular moment in time, and it could change without notice.
- Remember Valentine's Day, and any cheesy "anniversary" she so-names.
- Never let her walk anywhere alone after 11pm.
- Don't tell her you love her if you don't.
- Tell her you love her if you do. Often.
- If you want to break up with her, break up with her. Don't act like a complete jerk until she does it for you.
- The rules are never fair. Accept this without question.
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lucky men invented beer......
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