The Gay Bar
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A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodka."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one really bad day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.
When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.
The bartender said, "WOW! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
"Yeah, my wife..." -
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Thank God we muslims dont drink. Drinking causes a lot of problems. You see, Chinese people are very chaotic, they should all convert to islam like me. I also used to drink but after converting I find comfort in Allah and the Quran, no need for alcohol.
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hey. its a joke. please dont bring in religion issues here alright? it can cause alot of conflict here
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Originally posted by Undertaker.Chris:
Thank God we muslims dont drink. Drinking causes a lot of problems. You see, Chinese people are very chaotic, they should all convert to islam like me. I also used to drink but after converting I find comfort in Allah and the Quran, no need for alcohol.
yea. muslim don't drink. they go around bombing themself and killin others.
maybe you go and killl yourself, and may allah bless you with 72 virgins JUST LIKE YOU -
i knew it things like this going to happen
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Originally posted by Shao Wei:
yea. muslim don't drink. they go around bombing themself and killin others.
maybe you go and killl yourself, and may allah bless you with 72 virgins JUST LIKE YOU
There are more than 1.4 billion muslims in this world. What do you think will happen if all of them go around killing others?What a reee tard.
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Originally posted by Undertaker.Chris:
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i'm sorry, but this is a too stong comment, can you please remove it/ edit it.
thx :)
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Originally posted by Undertaker.Chris:
There are more than 1.4 billion muslims in this world. What do you think will happen if all of them go around killing others?What a reee tard.
and china alone have 1.3 billion chinese, not to say the world.
retard.
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Originally posted by tr@nsp0rt_F3V3R:
i'm sorry, but this is a too stong comment, can you please remove it/ edit it.
thx :)
he is a fake muslim, trying to act like 1 great one.
pui
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Originally posted by Shao Wei:
and china alone have 1.3 billion chinese, not to say the world.
retard.
So? If 1 muslim kills 3 people, more than 4.2 billion would be killed. If so do you think you can still be at your home relaxing?reee tard.
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woah chill people. it's only a joke, please.
dont be too sensitive.
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Originally posted by Undertaker.Chris:
So? If 1 muslim kills 3 people, more than 4.2 billion would be killed. If so do you think you can still be at your home relaxing?reee tard.
oh yea. bring it on. u fake muslim
qx = muslim
u = fake.
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Allah knows best.
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don't use allah on me punk.
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Im not using Allah on you, I said Allah knows best. Allah will judge.
Reee tard.
"ah ta ah ta ah ta ah ta..."
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hohoho ur cowardly act, why pm me with vulgarties? i thought you are a MUSLIM?
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Since you dont know anything, I think everyone would appreciate if you SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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I post joke here....and this loser come and cause havoc...and gain more and more enemies...his other nickname "chrisbenoit" kena ban...still not enuff...want to come here make more noise....its ok...he gain more enemies, more people complain...and he gets banned again :P
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Originally posted by Undertaker.Chris:
Since you dont know anything, I think everyone would appreciate if you SHUT THE FUCK UP.
i really have no idea why a muslim would go around scolding vulgarties?
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Originally posted by United4Life:
I post joke here....and this loser come and cause havoc...and gain more and more enemies...his other nickname "chrisbenoit" kena ban...still not enuff...want to come here make more noise....its ok...he gain more enemies, more people complain...and he gets banned again :P
You have to open your eyes and see who started it first. I just post a simple post about muslims and get bombarded by some.. idiot. -
Originally posted by Undertaker.Chris:
You have to open your eyes and see who started it first. I just post a simple post and get bombarded by some.. idiot.Thank God we muslims dont drink. Drinking causes a lot of problems. You see, Chinese people are very chaotic, they should all convert to islam like me. I also used to drink but after converting I find comfort in Allah and the Quran, no need for alcohol.
simple post.
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but the way u put it, really irritate others and bring a nuisance to them. regardless of what religion u are, please stop posting such topic. =.=
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Well, Jackie Chan said Chinese ppl are chaotic. And Im chinese btw. I agree with him. Chinese people have a drinking and gambling culture, and the opium wars. Are they not chaotic?
Stupid.
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LOL @ trollfeeding. People here are really easy to bait