Johnny and Marissa were walking together, when Pete popped up to tag along.
Pete::
Johnny and Marissa sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G,
First comes love,
then comes marraige,
then comes the abrupt miscarraige,
Then comes blame,
Then comes depair,
Two hearts broken,
Beyond repair.
Johnny leaves Marissa,
and takes the tree,
D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
eh?
Hey, I saw this in a comic! Do you read Explosm too?
Here's the joke in a comical form:
Comic done by Rob DenBleyker of Explosm.net