Unwritten Army jokes
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Saw this posting over the net...think its quite funny yet it depict the "unwritten" nature for those who know what I meant in the army...
...several hypotheses which I gathered after conducting a series of intense and scholarly empirical research on the levels of representation of the Malays in the SAF.
Due to space constraints, I will only list down three of them.
1. Malays’ absence in the Navy. Malay men generally cannot swim because they cannot afford the swimming lessons when they were young. In any case, they have to attend mengaji (Quranic recitation) classes in the afternoons, soccer training on Saturdays and wedding invitations on Sundays at different void decks.
2. Malays’ absence in the Armour unit. It is medically proven that Malay men are more likely to be afflicted with claustrophobia. They hate enclosed spaces, which unfortunately include the armoured vehicles of the SAF. Their propensity for spatial wealth instead of material wealth can be seen in their natural ability to congregate at void decks and the beaches of East Coast Parkway and Changi.
3. Malays’ nominal presence in the Air Force. This is the simplest one- Malay men don’t aim for the sky, they aim for the stratosphere after the sky, a.k.a. the hereafter. A Malaysian Malay proved it recently by being the first Malay to space. Coincidentally, the word hereafter can be referred to in spiritual terms. This hypothesis strongly correlates with hypothesis 2. -
racist and not funny
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Originally posted by eagle:
racist and not funny
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Not funny.
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this is a good article wirtten by a malay who sees the need to rid tokenism..very good read...
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Originally posted by Master -_-:
this is a good article wirtten by a malay who sees the need to rid tokenism..very good read...
yeah you're right -
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Racist or not, this is not funny.