Story of Ah Hong
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(Continued from "mee goreng" joke, but not necessary for you to read that)
Last night, an incident took place at Boat Quay. What happened was some idiot was trying to show off and declared that he would swim across the Singapore River. He jumped in and started swimming. But before he could reach the halfway mark, he started to panic and started to shout for help.
Being typical Singaporeans, a crowd started to gather to watch and yet no attempt was made by anybody to save that poor chap.
Suddenly there was a splash and the crowd turned to see a guy doing what seemed like a desperate attempt to reach the drowning victim. It was clear that this hero couldn't swim !
Luckily a tongkang filled with tourists was passing by and the operator saw the incident and picked both men from the water. The crowd cheered !
Back on shore, the crowd cheered again as the hero stepped off the tongkang. "Steady Lah !" and "Awright, man !" were among the many congratulations shouted.
The hero looked angry and shouted "Ka ni na! Siang too wa loh chui?" (*%#@! Who pushed me into the water?")
Ah Hong, the hero who was a food show host from Afghanistan, then asked what he should have for supper that he had not tried in Singapore. The idiot who tried to swim across Singapore River then introduced himself as Ah Ren. "Hav you tried mee siam? Me ant moi fwens plan to eat mee siam tonight."
So Ah Hong followed them to a hawker centre in choa chu kang.
"Wait!" cried Ah Ren.
"Whats up?"
"Look at that.." warned Ah Hong.
"Wat is it?" They approached the thing and looked at it very closely. "Eee.. look like shit lah!" say Ah Ren.
"Hmmm..smell like shit also!" say Ah Hong after taking a deep breathe.
Ah Ren then poked the thing with his one finger, raised the finger to his lips, tasted it and said, "Tastes like shit!"
Ah Hong pushed his finger right through the thing and stick out his tongue to lick. With confident, he said, "Confirm is shit!"
Then they smiled at each other, "Wah! lucky we didn't step on it."
So they arrived and ordered mee siam. Ah Hong declared, "Hmm.. this is much better than that stupid mee goreng I ordered a few days ago." Ah Ren reply, "Here the mee goreng very power lah! Wan to try or not?"
Ah Hong saw the mee goreng and immediately started eating. "Wow, so good. Delicious." One of the guys in the group, Ah Nan, got bored and decided to tell a joke. "Which mrt station used to be a teletubbie?" So they think for a while, but couldnt get the right answer. " Is EX-Po lah." And went on to ask another riddle, "What do you call a crippled prawn?" Again they think for a while. Then Ah Hong finished his mee goreng and said "Lame Sia."
"How you know the answer?" Ah Nan was shocked. "Because Stone Cold said so." Ah Ren said, "I make sure you end up stone cold!" And Ah Hong end up in emergency ward of hospital again.
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ok
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pruss 1
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you suck...
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very fail leh .
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WOT and fail joke.
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lolol.
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epic fail
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I spent some time researching, organising, revising, editing and finally making this wonderful story. It is superb, excellent, wonderful, marvellous to say the least.
And you know thats the truth.
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ma ci bai ar..
a continued version... of a previously failed joke.
U research liaw , organise already , revise and edit.. still shit ar..
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wow....nvr knew a joker this stubborn!!
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Originally posted by BadzMaro:
ma ci bai ar..
a continued version... of a previously failed joke.
U research liaw , organise already , revise and edit.. still shit ar..
Ok, I admit, the previous joke was a flop. But this is the best thing since Michael Jackson died. Michael Jackson will never be able to write a joke like this. -
Originally posted by Undertaker.Chris:
Ok, I admit, the previous joke was a flop. But this is the best thing since Michael Jackson died. Michael Jackson will never be able to write a joke like this.
jokes shld not be this long. -
I only read the last part & find it epik phail...
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Originally posted by D_A_R_K:
I only read the last part & find it epik phail...
You shouldnt just read the last part, there are other jokes in the story too.. -
lol, well pawned
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Bump for great joke.