You Must Be Single

• soleachip

  14 Sep 09, 18:58

  A woman was shopping in the local supermarket where she selected a quart of milk, eggs, a carton of juice, and a package of bacon. As she unloaded her items at the cash register to pay, a drunk standing behind her in line watched her place the four items on the belt and stated with assurance: "You must be single."

   

  The woman looked at the four items on the belt, saw nothing unusual about her selection and said: "That's right. How on earth did you know?"

   

  He replied: "Because you're frickin' ugly."

• Noahtay

  14 Sep 09, 19:52

  

• Bus&Soccer l0v3r (VO3x 1)

  14 Sep 09, 20:21

  

• Mybluemoon

  14 Sep 09, 20:47

  LOL tts fucking funny ^^

• jayh272416

  14 Sep 09, 21:17

  

• aHGer^83

  14 Sep 09, 21:55

  wtf.....

• agathac_immanuel

  15 Sep 09, 11:27

  That frickin' bad...

• VL

  15 Sep 09, 12:03

  .......

• eagle

  15 Sep 09, 12:05

  

  Good one!

• AEW5001

  15 Sep 09, 12:14

  

• Kenashi

  15 Sep 09, 12:25

  

  

  

  heard b4, but still funny

• meltz

  15 Sep 09, 12:29

  :lol: kns
• lianamaster

  15 Sep 09, 19:17