What your ass is for

• Undertaker.Chris

  29 Sep 09, 18:16

  A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS."
  
  The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?"
  
  The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 25 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
  
  The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
  
  "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."

• jayh272416

  30 Sep 09, 00:09

  

• gunner77

  30 Sep 09, 00:19

  

• fireng

  30 Sep 09, 01:19

  don't understand

• ChoCoChips

  30 Sep 09, 01:27

  Originally posted by gunner77:

  

   

  

  now u understand anot?

• sand king

  30 Sep 09, 01:43

  Originally posted by fireng:

  don't understand

  It means his ass is for shitting and not getting "it" up there.

• Forbiddensinner

  30 Sep 09, 11:23

  

• Bus&Soccer l0v3r (VO3x 1)

  30 Sep 09, 15:46

  

• gunner77

  30 Sep 09, 15:47

  Originally posted by ChoCoChips:

   

  

  now u understand anot?

  this thread is meant for u. why u refering to me?

  

• D_A_R_K

  30 Sep 09, 21:07

  so funny

• lianamaster

  28 Dec 09, 08:35