Why Sporean Girl Cant Miss Universe Title
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In the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant, the 3 finalists namely Miss USA, Miss Malaysia & Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:
MC: the 1st question is name me an electrical appliance starting with 'L'.
Miss USA: Lamp, Miss Malaysia: Light bulb, Miss Singapore: Ladio. Judge: No no! Radio does start with the letter 'L'.
MC: The next question is name me an animal starting with the letter 'L' - Miss USA: Lion, Miss Malaysia: Leopard, Miss Singapore: Labbit. Judge: No no no!
MC: Your next chance - name a famous car that starts with 'L' - Miss USA: Lexus, Miss Malaysia: Lamborghini, Miss Singapore: Lolls Loyce. Judge: Oh my God!.
MC: Next question, name me a fruit starting with the letter 'L' - USA: Lemon, Malaysia: Lychee, Singapore: Liew Lian.
The Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualifed & they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so much problem with the letter 'L', they decided to give her another chance.
Judge: Ok the final question: name me a human anatomy starting with the letter 'L' - Miss USA: Lung (applause), Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause), Miss Singapore: Lan Jiao!!
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LOL.nice but frankly Miss Malaysia would have made the same 'honest mistakes'
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Just a joke - clean good fun!
Btw the title should be "Why Sporean Girl Cant Win Miss Universe Title - sorry 4 missing out the word.
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Haha good one..
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Heard this somewhere before. But its still funny.
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Originally posted by Alpha Omega:
Heard this somewhere before. But its still funny.
It doesn't have to come out of Ris Low's mouth to be funny
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LOL
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Originally posted by Short Ninja:
It doesn't have to come out of Ris Low's mouth to be funny
Ris Low's is standard... A one word dictionary of hers...Judge: Ris Low, here are your questions...
Judge: Name a fruit with the letter B
Ris: Boomz!
Judge: Name a colour with the letter B
Ris: Boomz!
Judge: Name a sport with the letter B
Ris: Boomz!
Judge: How do you present yourself to a man to make him for in love with you.
Ris: It's you know, you know, when I see him, I get naughty. I will tend to wear something rad especially a bigini... Then I see his pant BOOMZ! That's how I lure him...
Judge: Thank you
Ris: Thank qwee... oh ya... please join my
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read this somewhere before.
but still it's funny
haha
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Originally posted by ~N3RD~:
Ris Low's is standard... A one word dictionary of hers...Judge: Ris Low, here are your questions...
Judge: Name a fruit with the letter B
Ris: Boomz!
Judge: Name a colour with the letter B
Ris: Boomz!
Judge: Name a sport with the letter B
Ris: Boomz!
Judge: How do you present yourself to a man to make him for in love with you.
Ris: It's you know, you know, when I see him, I get naughty. I will tend to wear something rad especially a bigini... Then I see his pant BOOMZ! That's how I lure him...
Judge: Thank you
Ris: Thank qwee... oh ya... please join my
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tis is damn funnny man... i had a hard time controling my laughter..
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