Abbreviation Jokes

• Seowlah

  3 Nov 09, 19:02

  Please share the abbreviation jokes here.

  For example, PAP stands for Pay And Pay

  Thanks

• Chew Bakar

  3 Nov 09, 19:09

  ERP : Every Ride Pay

• Seowlah

  4 Nov 09, 15:27

  A.Maths students will know this

  ASTC stands for All Science Teachers are Crazy or All Silly Tom Cats or Add Sugar To Coffee

• KingE

  7 Nov 09, 16:55

  SPD which is Singapore Police Department, stands for Space Patrol Delta (from power Rangers) LOL! :) They are actually power rangers in disguise, or is it the other way round.... :)
• NG QIBO AARON AUBREY

  7 Nov 09, 17:10

  SAF

  serve and free

• Seowlah

  8 Nov 09, 00:15

  PHD stands for Permanent Head Damage

  Currently, there is a thread in Chit Chat forum that debates whether PHD/graduate is the smartest person.

  From that thread too,

  "A" level = Air Level

  "O" level = Old Level

• KingE

  9 Nov 09, 00:45

  Ohhhh, i noe that thread, the ppl are fighting inside there, LOL :)
• frezmen

  12 Nov 09, 08:23

  ERP = Everyday Rob People.. told by my Pri sch teacher

• Short Ninja

  12 Nov 09, 08:52

  KNNBCCB? (Informal Singaporean morning greeting but sometimes could be use as 'Goodnight' also)

• Seowlah

  12 Nov 09, 23:46

  Originally posted by frezmen:

  ERP = Everyday Rob People.. told by my Pri sch teacher

  

• Chew Bakar

  13 Nov 09, 00:10

  Originally posted by Seowlah:

  PHD stands for Permanent Head Damage

  Currently, there is a thread in Chit Chat forum that debates whether PHD/graduate is the smartest person.

  From that thread too,

  "A" level = Air Level

  "O" level = Old Level

  Me Old Level.

• Seowlah

  13 Nov 09, 00:18

  PSLE stands for Please Stop Learning Examination - my primary school friends tell me this

• Uraniumfish

  13 Nov 09, 00:19

  GST = Government salary tax

• Seowlah

  13 Nov 09, 17:30

  SDP stands for Singing Dancing Party

   

• Uraniumfish

  13 Nov 09, 21:25

  PAP also may stand for People's Authoritarian Party.

• Poignant

  15 Nov 09, 14:34

  NTUC are normally used by children to parents.

  not to use cane

• Seowlah

  16 Nov 09, 01:55

  SBS stands for Slow But got Seats

  MRT stands for Maximum Ridership Train with fewer and fewer seats

   

• Kenta yoshiyuki

  16 Nov 09, 02:01

  N.T.U.C = (rearranged) C.U.N.T 

• Tizi Melissa Othman

  16 Nov 09, 22:53

  MASK = Mobile assault service kommand 

• r34gtr

  17 Nov 09, 01:15

  ERP = Everyday Rob People

  BMW = Bus MRT Walk

• Bern.ice

  17 Nov 09, 01:33

  my once perverted tuition teacher (who has body odour in enclosed room with aircon... phewwyeww) he told me ASTC - add sperm to condom.

   

  i didn't attend his remaining lessons. just one.

• ron_chong2000

  20 Nov 09, 15:34

  F.O.R.D   --  Fast Only Rolling Downhill

  F.I.A.T      --  Failure In Italian Automotive Technology

• Seowlah

  22 Nov 09, 04:24

  FireIce stands for

  Find it, remove, eliminate it, candidly easy

  Note : It refers to the unwanted posts, spams etc

• Seowlah

  30 Nov 09, 02:12

  CPF stands for Centenarian (ie one hundred years old) People Fund

• NG QIBO AARON AUBREY

  3 Dec 09, 22:21

  七伯= seven uncle