Abbreviation Jokes

• cyberr1981

  4 Dec 09, 18:13

  Originally posted by Seowlah:

  CPF stands for Centenarian (ie one hundred years old) People Fund

  
  I thought ppl say CPF = Cash Prior Funeral?

• Seowlah

  4 Dec 09, 21:19

  Originally posted by cyberr1981:

  
  I thought ppl say CPF = Cash Prior Funeral?

  
  LOL

• Forbiddensinner

  19 Dec 09, 14:41

  Originally posted by cyberr1981:

  
  I thought ppl say CPF = Cash Prior Funeral?

  

• lianamaster

  28 Dec 09, 09:14

  

• eagle

  6 Jan 10, 16:34

  SIA: Suffer In Agony

  CAAC: China Airlines Always Crash

  MAS: Must Always Suffer

  DHL: Delivery Halfway Lost

• Khairiano

  6 Jan 10, 21:27

  B.A.T.A ( the shoes shop) - Buy And Throw Away

• Fantagf

  6 Jan 10, 21:29

  Clinton - Call Lewinsky, I need to oral now

• Khairiano

  6 Jan 10, 21:38

  NEL - No English Lah
  SMRT - Slow Moving Ride Train
  NTUC - No Throwing Used Condoms
  KPE - Keypoh People Everywhere
  GPRS - Gay People Really Stupid

• Seowlah

  26 Jan 10, 22:27

  Originally posted by eagle:

  SIA: Suffer In Agony

  CAAC: China Airlines Always Crash

  MAS: Must Always Suffer

  DHL: Delivery Halfway Lost

  LOL

• Seowlah

  26 Jan 10, 22:28

  Originally posted by Khairiano:

  NEL - No English Lah
  SMRT - Slow Moving Ride Train
  NTUC - No Throwing Used Condoms
  KPE - Keypoh People Everywhere
  GPRS - Gay People Really Stupid

  Hilarious

• Chew Bakar

  26 Jan 10, 22:41

  TLC - Tell Lies Cheat

• Seowlah

  26 Jan 10, 22:55

  IPOD = Idiotic People Operated Device

  PSP = Perpetually Silly Play

• Seowlah

  20 Feb 10, 23:40

  Ngee Ann Polytechnic = NAP (should be take a nap right. How come Ngee Ann Polytechnic is abbreviated as NP then ?)

• Nivek!

  22 Feb 10, 11:14

  cpf for uncles = China Prositute Fund
• revetandem

  25 Feb 10, 23:38

  PUB- Pay Until Broke

  MLM-Mostly Lose Money

  PDA-Public Display of Affection

  MAS-Mast*rbation and Sex

• Seowlah

  18 Mar 10, 23:22

  Originally posted by revetandem:

  PUB- Pay Until Broke

  MLM-Mostly Lose Money

  PDA-Public Display of Affection

  MAS-Mast*rbation and Sex

  lol

• JJxJJ

  18 Mar 10, 23:40

  HDB - Housing Dying Bachelors

• bizzkit0102

  21 Mar 10, 13:36

  KFC = Konek Fuck Cheebye

  UPS = Ur Package Stolen

  SENTOSA = So Expensive Nothing TO See Actually

   

• Pat Goh

  23 Mar 10, 20:57

  In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB), And most people have already got used to Paying and Paying(PAP). Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB). If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and get more from you. So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)? With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA), Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB). And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system. When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH), You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund. If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you, And you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH). To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE). If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the roads. If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT), OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS). Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax, not even the good old place we used to go because it has become So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!
• SMB92U

  23 Mar 10, 21:17

  MRT = Makan Rehat Tidur
  In English, it means: Eat Rest Sleep. Heard this by my pri sch friends.

• we sacrifice

  24 Mar 10, 02:37

  I T E It's the end

• Seowlah

  24 Mar 10, 21:21

  Originally posted by Pat Goh:

  In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB), And most people have already got used to Paying and Paying(PAP).

  Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).

  If that’s not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and get more from you.

  So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?

  With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA), Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB).

  And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system. When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH),

  You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund.

  If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you, And you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH).

  To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE).

  If that doesn’t help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the roads.

  If you don’t own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT), OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS).

  Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax, not even the good old place we used to go because it has become So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!

  Wow, a string of abbreviations.

  

• Seowlah

  24 Mar 10, 21:26

  5Cs = Car, Condo, Credit Card, Cash and Career 
  

  5Ks = Kiasu (scared of losing) 
  
  Kiasi (scared of dying) 
  
  Kiabor (scared of wife) 
  
  Kiaboh (scared of having nothing) 
  
  Kiachenghu (scared of government) 
  

  Note : From the thread by Bangulzai in the forum Lao Di Fang.

• Khairiano

  24 Mar 10, 22:28

  Originally posted by we sacrifice:

  I T E It's the end

  
  Its Too Expensive
  Its The Exit

• Seowlah

  3 Apr 10, 23:25

  SDU = Single, Desperate, Ugly

  ROM = Return on Mistakes

  HDB Flat = Huge Debt Borrowing Flat