Confucious says
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- Man with feet on the ground have trouble putting on pants.
- Man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily a dentist.
- Better to be pissed off than pissed on !!!
- Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
- War is not to determine what's right. War is to determine what's left.
- If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient !!!
- Man with hand in pocket feels cocky all day long.
- Girl who sits on judge's lap gets honourable discharge.
- Man who runs backwards through airport turnstile is going to Bangkok.
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Man who runs in front of car gets tired; man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
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