A Simple Sum
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A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked: "How much is 2+2?"
The housewife replies: "4!"
The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time."
The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice: "How much do you want it to be?"
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