It Shows That You're Thinking

• soleachip

  4 Dec 09, 15:16

  A young female teacher was giving her class of 6-year olds a quiz. 

  "Behind my back, I have something red, round and you can eat it," she said: "What is it?"

  "An apple," replied little Raymond. 

  "No," said the teacher. "It's a tomato but it shows that you're thinking. I now have something round, a greenish color and you can eat it."

  "An apple," replied little Ian. 

  "No, it's an onion, but it shows that you're thinking," the teacher said. 

  Little scruffy Johnny at the back of the class finally piped up and said: "I have something under my desk that's an inch long, white and it has a red end."

  "You dirty minded little boy!" exclaimed the teacher. 

  "No it's a match, but it shows that you were thinking." he answered. 

• SGporkz

  4 Dec 09, 17:14

  lol teacher

• maskedangel

  5 Dec 09, 16:53

  lol!

• sand king

  6 Dec 09, 13:17

  Hahaha teacher tio owned!

• lianamaster

  9 Dec 09, 16:07

  

• 8008s

  9 Dec 09, 17:42

  nice one!

• Drakonaut

  9 Dec 09, 22:39

  LOL

• Forbiddensinner

  19 Dec 09, 14:44

  Originally posted by soleachip:

  A young female teacher was giving her class of 6-year olds a quiz. 

  "Behind my back, I have something red, round and you can eat it," she said: "What is it?"

  "An apple," replied little Raymond. 

  "No," said the teacher. "It's a tomato but it shows that you're thinking. I now have something round, a greenish color and you can eat it."

  "An apple," replied little Ian. 

  "No, it's an onion, but it shows that you're thinking," the teacher said. 

  Little scruffy Johnny at the back of the class finally piped up and said: "I have something under my desk that's an inch long, white and it has a red end."

  "You dirty minded little boy!" exclaimed the teacher. 

  "No it's a match, but it shows that you were thinking." he answered.