One day Kangaroo and the frog brother go cheonging
overnite, both them choose 1 female and go in different room. Kangaroo
when in room, very horny already and just few stroke and cum already,
after lay on bed hear the neighbouring room still keep on working hard,
"1,2,3 hei", "1,2,3 hei"whole nite, this time kangaroo very envy the
frog brother so powerful.
2nd morning kangaroo faster asking the frog brother how come you so
powerful can do whole nite, the frog reply "tiu lah! me whole nite try
to jump up the bed also cannot!!!"
Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first round
of talks in a new peace process. When Bill sits down, he notices three
buttons on the side of Saddam's chair. They begin talking.
After about five minutes Saddam presses the first button. A boxing
glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Clinton in the face.
Confused, Clinton carries on talking as Saddam laughs.
A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot
comes out and kicks Clinton in the shin. Again Saddam laughs, and again
Clinton carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of
peace between the two countries.
But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and
kicks Clinton in the privates, he's finally had enough, knowing that he
can't do much without them functioning well.
"I'm going back home!" he tells the Iraqi. "We'll finish these talks in two weeks!"
A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the United States for talks. As
the two men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons on Clinton's chair
and prepares himself for the Yank's revenge.
They begin talking and Bill presses the first button. Saddam ducks, but nothing happens. Clinton snickers.
A few seconds later he presses the second button. Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens. Clinton roars with laughter.
When the third button is pressed, Saddam jumps up again, and again
nothing happens. Clinton falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.
"Forget this," says Saddam. "I'm going back to Baghdad!"
Clinton says through tears of laughter, "What Baghdad?"
President Clinton wakes up to a beautiful winter morning. The sun is
shining, the air is crisp, and there is a light blanket of snow on the
ground. He stretches and goes to look out the window at the
snow-covered WhiteHouse lawn and sees the words "President Clinton
sucks" written in pee in the snow.
Clinton gets all upset and calls White House Security. He tells them he
doesn't care what it takes but he wants to know who did this. The Chief
of Security returns in a couple of days to the President and tells him
that he has good news, bad news, and real bad news.
"OK," says Clinton, "give me the good news first, then the bad news, and then the real bad news."
The Chief says: "The good news is after taking analysis of the pee, we
know who the culprit is." Clinton nods and the Chief continues: "The
bad news is the culprit is Vice President Gore." This really upsets the
President, but he controls his anger and asks the Chief to tell him the
real bad news.
The Chief of Security swallows and says, "It's in Hilary's hand writing".
second one i dont understand "What Baghdad"?
A man went on a business to China and wanted to buy some
gifts for his kids. He went to a shop and found a nice looking CD
player. Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, 'What
would happen if this does not work?'
The shopkeeper quietly points to the only sign in English that reads, 'GUARANTEE NO SPOILT'.
Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player and returns to his hotel. He
tried to use the CD player after returning to the hotel but it would
not even switch on.
He quickly return to the shop and asked for a refund or an exchange for
another unit. When the shopkeeper refuse to give either, the man points
to the sign assuring him of a guarantee.
The shopkeeper then said, 'Brother, you are in China . We read from the right to the left.
Originally posted by 105090:second one i dont understand "What Baghdad"?
baghdad no more
Originally posted by 105090:second one i dont understand "What Baghdad"?
Its connected with the 3 buttons Clinton pressed.
This useful tool is commonly found in the range of 8 inches long, the
functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes. It is usually
found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a
clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other.
In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly,
sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is
thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often
quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements.
Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic,
pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When
finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white
substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of
the opening and some of from its long glistening shaft.
After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have
ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest,
ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling
climax twice or three times a day, but often much less. Ah yes, such
are the characteristics of one's toothbrush!
Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the army. "My sergeants are wonderful", said one soldier. "I wish I could say the same about mine," said the other. "You could if you could lie as I do."
Originally posted by 105090:second one i dont understand "What Baghdad"?
First button send a rain of missles.
Second button send another rain of missles.
Third button send down a nuke.
End of Baghdad.
Originally posted by NG QIBO AARON AUBREY:A man went on a business to China and wanted to buy some gifts for his kids. He went to a shop and found a nice looking CD player. Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, 'What would happen if this does not work?'
The shopkeeper quietly points to the only sign in English that reads, 'GUARANTEE NO SPOILT'.
Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player and returns to his hotel. He tried to use the CD player after returning to the hotel but it would not even switch on.
He quickly return to the shop and asked for a refund or an exchange for another unit. When the shopkeeper refuse to give either, the man points to the sign assuring him of a guarantee.
The shopkeeper then said, 'Brother, you are in China . We read from the right to the left.