Baby is not mine

• Bangulzai

  2 Jan 10, 22:40

  Ah Beng looked very depressed, so Johnny asked him, "What's with you?"
  
  Ah Beng replied, "My girlfriend Ah Lian very angry with me lah."
  
  
  "Why ?"
  
  "She pregnant lah."
  
  
  "Didn't you take any precaution?"
  
  
  "YES I got loh!"
  
  
  "Well then, you've got to bite the bullet, don't you ?" asked Johnny.
  
  
  "If baby is my one, then OK lah. But baby not my one loh!"
  
  "No shit! Are you saying Ah Lian … I can't believe it."said Johnny
  
  "No lah no lah not like that. Ah Lian OK lah. That day we went MacRitchie, then I suddenly want, then she say must use condom hor, but I don't have. So ehhh . . ."
  
  
  
  "I think the baby is yours alright," Johnny assured Ah Beng.
  
  
  "No loh. Confirm no loh. Ah Lian say must use, so I look around, so heng, saw one nearby, I pick up, turn it round and recycle."
  
  
  
  "What the....."

• QX179R

  2 Jan 10, 22:47

  3Rs >> reduce, reuse & recycle..

• Drakonaut

  3 Jan 10, 01:27

  lol

• Chew Bakar

  3 Jan 10, 01:47

  

• Googooboyy

  3 Jan 10, 02:10

  Wahaha.. Hilarious..

• Hello Kitty

  3 Jan 10, 02:19

  boh bian.

  considered his.

  dis is score own goal.

   

• jayh272416

  3 Jan 10, 11:13

  siao lah. LOL

• SBS9622Y

  3 Jan 10, 11:48

  lol... nice one

• maskedangel

  3 Jan 10, 14:34

  lololol

• Bus&Soccer l0v3r (VO3x 1)

  5 Jan 10, 21:11

  
  
  zai kia
  
  
  Recycle other ppl used

• Merczrox

  5 Jan 10, 21:18

  Wow new method....

• Samson96

  20 Jan 10, 21:39

  haha

• lianamaster

  31 Jan 10, 00:07

  

• Bubblyl3

  4 Feb 10, 18:17

  hahah i didn't know can recycle and reuse wor..

• omgukilledkenny

  7 Feb 10, 15:35

  

• JDGao

  10 Feb 10, 10:34

  smart guy

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  10 Feb 10, 10:46

  Fail~~~