Ah Seng, a jockey from Malaysia came to Singapore to compete in horse racing. He rode the horse OMGWTFBBQSAUCE and was very impressed. So on race day, he was confident he would win despite a Singapore top notch jockey named Saimee riding a horse called Ni Na Bu Eh.
One of the horses next to OMGWTFBBQSAUCE told him, "Eh chee bai lah, your jockey malaysian. I hate chee bai jiu hu kia lah." Another horse on the left said "ya lah, cannot let chee bye jiu hu kia win lah." So OMGWTFBBQSAUCE thought to himself, "Ok ok lah."
The race started and Ni Na Bu Eh soon won the 1200m race in about 1 mins time. But OMGWTFBBQSAUCE took 5 minutes to finish the race as he decided to run around in circles, diagonally, turn and run back. While doing all this he was screaming, "OMGWTFBBQSAUCE!!!"