I fight a chio bu with a black belt in takewando
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Just now I met a chio bu who have a black belt in takewando.
She very hao lian even dare to say that no guys can defeat her so I challenge her to a fight lor. But she doesn't know that I am an expert in wing chun.
She lauch a suprise attack on me when I am not ready yet. She jumped on me with her 2 legs on my head and than use her legs to push me to the ground. Than she hao lian say "See. Just 1 stroke only I bring you down on the floor liao"
So I grab her 2 legs and twist them real hard until she cry in pain. Than I use my wing chun and punch her smelly pussy. I also use my wing chun to punch her 2 beast more than 50 times in less than 30 seconds until her 2 nei nei very swollen.
Next I pull down her pants and panties and stuff her black belt into her smelly pussy.
I say to her "Takewando people are dong ya bing fu"
She not happy that she lose to me and even say want to ask her teacher to fight with me sia. I told her that I welcome her to ask anybody to come and challenge me and I will whack whoever dare to challenge me until the person end up in hospital
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* clap * clap* clap*
Song Bo ???
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Who is ur master?
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zai ma??
u knw i thot
u vsing tao hua
thot u copy something shytting ???? -
woah.i wonder if you were dreaming.maybe i should go and support you, watch until song then call the police
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dave,
today is sunday.....dont day dream....go out to shing shiong supermarket and buy some mud crabs to eat or play ps2 games.
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daveteo's hobby is to post rubbish in sgf.
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FROTFFFLMFAOLFC.
Mr Daveteo. With your world-class writing skills and brilliance, I would love to see what Singapore will turn out to be if you become the president.
God bless your awesome soul.
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How old is daveteo?
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i guess it's in the range of between 3 to 5
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This kid's imagination is astounding.
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Originally posted by Daveteo:
Just now I met a chio bu who have a black belt in takewando.
She very hao lian even dare to say that no guys can defeat her so I challenge her to a fight lor. But she doesn't know that I am an expert in wing chun.
She lauch a suprise attack on me when I am not ready yet. She jumped on me with her 2 legs on my head and than use her legs to push me to the ground. Than she hao lian say "See. Just 1 stroke only I bring you down on the floor liao"
So I grab her 2 legs and twist them real hard until she cry in pain. Than I use my wing chun and punch her smelly pussy. I also use my wing chun to punch her 2 beast more than 50 times in less than 30 seconds until her 2 nei nei very swollen.
Next I pull down her pants and panties and stuff her black belt into her smelly pussy.
I say to her "Takewando people are dong ya bing fu"
She not happy that she lose to me and even say want to ask her teacher to fight with me sia. I told her that I welcome her to ask anybody to come and challenge me and I will whack whoever dare to challenge me until the person end up in hospital
Really? I just had some trouble against 10 wing chun wannabes, one of them claimed to be Daveteo of SgForums and acted cool cos he brought 9 other people along like a normal cowardly but really cannot-make-it yet still want to act cool Ah Beng.I asked him politely not to any create trouble as I got powerful friends behind him. He don't believe me and said that since I look like å�‰æ²¢æ˜Žæ©, he would let me go if I am willing to go out with him.
I told him no please as I don't want to fight with him and ask him to apologise and I will pretend this never happened. He said he will apologise if I can beat him up until a monkey comes out of his ass.
So I had no choice and I beat him up so hard that a monkey really shit out of his pants.
Then he tried calling out to his 9 other friends for help and his 9 other friends told him "We are FANS of å�‰æ²¢æ˜Žæ©!!!!" And they left him there after getting autographs from me. (I also dunno why they want my autograph?)
By the way, I also happened to be a black belt in Tae Kwon Do.
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this is funny sheet...
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NPNT
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Originally posted by spike_jose:
NPNT
what is NPNT?
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no pic no tok
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no proof no tok -
Originally posted by Bus&Soccer l0v3r (VO3x 1):
no pic no tok
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no proof no tokoh thanks.
Initially I thought its some foul words in hokkien
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Originally posted by parn:
Really? I just had some trouble against 10 wing chun wannabes, one of them claimed to be Daveteo of SgForums and acted cool cos he brought 9 other people along like a normal cowardly but really cannot-make-it yet still want to act cool Ah Beng.I asked him politely not to any create trouble as I got powerful friends behind him. He don't believe me and said that since I look like å�‰æ²¢æ˜Žæ©, he would let me go if I am willing to go out with him.
I told him no please as I don't want to fight with him and ask him to apologise and I will pretend this never happened. He said he will apologise if I can beat him up until a monkey comes out of his ass.
So I had no choice and I beat him up so hard that a monkey really shit out of his pants.
Then he tried calling out to his 9 other friends for help and his 9 other friends told him "We are FANS of å�‰æ²¢æ˜Žæ©!!!!" And they left him there after getting autographs from me. (I also dunno why they want my autograph?)
By the way, I also happened to be a black belt in Tae Kwon Do.
So black belt in Tae Kwon Do wannabe, how much you spend to buy your black belt?