The TTFU jokes thread
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A sex research assistant discovered what appeared to be a mistake on one of the sex survey forms. She telephoned the participants to clarify the apparent error.
She says to the man: "In response to the question on frequency of intercourse you answered 'two times a week'. Your wife, on the other hand, answered 'several times a night'".
"That's right", the man said. "And that's how it's going to stay until our second mortgage is paid off" -
A wife is having sex with her husband's best friend one day. Soon the phone rings, so she answers it.
"Yes... uh, huh... OK... yes... bye."
Her husband's best friend says: "Who was it?"
"That was my husband," she replied.
The man jumped out of bed, and tried to put on his clothes in a hurry.
"Relax," said the wife. "He just called to tell me he was out playing golf with you -
Two nun's are walking through Central Park when a couple of guys jump out and start raping them.
The first nun cries out "forgive them Father for they know not what they do".
The second cries out mine does!!! -
Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish.
"I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet.
Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me"..
Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet". -
Not v funny
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Originally posted by langer68:
Not v funny
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well done!!
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Kekeke your one and only TTFU jokes thread is now revived !!
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