The TTFU jokes thread
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the rest i dunno >.<
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1) You have to prepare for a date, but there is no electricity, and you have nothing but a one single match. You have to light your oil lamp, heat your bath (using pieces of wood), and light a fire in order to prepare some food (in the fireplace).
What are you going to light first?Matchstick!
2) Five cast can catch five mice in five minutes.
How many cats does it take to catch 100 mice in 100 minutes?5 Cats also
3) It is rainy outside and three friends meet. They leave their umbrellas in a stand.
What is the chance only two of the friends are going to walk out with their right umbrellas?0 Chance. Its either all walk out with their right umbrellas or only 1 person walk out with his right umbrella. Not possible to have only 2 person with right umbrella since the 3rd guy confirm will also have the right umbrella if these 2 got theirs right..
4) Listen carefully. A tennis ball has rolled its way into a hole. The hole is very deep and has a sharp bend in the middle, so it is impossible to retrieve the ball by hand. The ground around is made of very hard clay, so it is also not possible to dig it out. However, you have something incredibly commonplace to help you get the ball out.
What is it?Fill the hole with water, Tennis ball will float out?
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Originally posted by TTFU:
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Divide the figure into four identical parts.
6)
For 5) I can just draw 4 lines to make 4 squares :)
For 6) I can just move the left triangle to make a figure "4".. then we have "4" triangles
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Originally posted by DriftingGuy:
For 5) I can just draw 4 lines to make 4 squares :)
For 6) I can just move the left triangle to make a figure "4".. then we have "4" triangles
Drifiting Guy got 2,3,4 correct.
5) I know what you mean, but not quite the standard answer
6) Not the standard answer also.
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Anyone solving please quote the question then edit from there, so that interested people can still attempt to try.
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5)
Divide the figure into four identical parts.
Answer For 5)
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6)
Answer For 6)
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Bangulzai got number 5 correct. As for number 6, that answer is possible too. But i will put Drifting Guy's name as he solved it first. Continuing the one on jokes later
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Pedro: Dude, my wife is so fat.. I want her to slim down!
Pablo: Tell your wife that she needs to do Horseback riding.
After two months.
Pablo: How's the horseback riding?
Pedro: The Horse lost 40 kilograms -__- -
Originally posted by TTFU:
Pedro: Dude, my wife is so fat.. I want her to slim down!
Pablo: Tell your wife that she needs to do Horseback riding.
After two months.
Pablo: How's the horseback riding?
Pedro: The Horse lost 40 kilograms -__-lol
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Juan and Pedro are locked up in jail and planned to break out that night.
Pedro: So, what we do is break the lock and move out as quiet as we can.
Juan: Alright!
That night..
Pedro: What will we do now?! There's no padlock at this door!
Juan: Let's get one, lock it, then break it and move out!
Pedro: Good idea!! -
One day a boyfriend was accessing his account on the computer with his girlfriend sitting by his side..Feeling so manly he typed as a new password the word P-E-N-I-S.
upon reading this, his girlfriend fell off the chair... because the computer answered.." PASSWORD TOO SHORT" -
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.
The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him, "Your Grace."
The third Catholic mother says, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, "Your Eminence."
Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this subtle, "Well?"
So she replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard-bodied dancer. When he walks into a room, people say, "Oh my God!" -
Originally posted by TTFU:
Bangulzai got number 5 correct. As for number 6, that answer is possible too. But i will put Drifting Guy's name as he solved it first. Continuing the one on jokes later
so you announce the official answer for number 6) ?
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Originally posted by BanguIzai:
so you announce the official answer for number 6) ?
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Originally posted by TTFU:
oops me not member. maybe next time then see
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Originally posted by BanguIzai:
oops me not member. maybe next time then see
I also cant see lol. Let me try this. http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/5159/triagim5answer.gif
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Originally posted by TTFU:
I also cant see lol. Let me try this. http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/5159/triagim5answer.gif
wow.
so terrific answer !
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One puzzle for the day.
Five swimmers (George, Peter, Robert, Mathew, and John) have been preparing for a competition. The five swimmers each compete in the four different strokes (backstroke, breaststroke, butterfly, and freestyle). The top three finishers in each event will qualify for the finals in that stroke.
1) Only one contestant qualified in all four strokes.
2) No contestant finished last in more than one event.
3) Peter finished better than Mathew in the butterfly.
4) George finished better in the backstroke than he did in the butterfly.
5) George finished just behind Peter and just ahead of John in the breaststroke.
6) Mathew finished just ahead of Robert in the freestyle.
7) John's finish in the backstroke was the same as Mathew's in the butterfly.
8) Mathew only finished in the same position in the backstroke and the freestyle..
79) Neither Peter nor John finished third in any event.
10) Robert finished in a different position in each event.
11) Peter finished only two events in the same position.
12) The contestant who finished first in the freestyle did not qualify in the backstroke.
13) The contestant who finished second in the butterfly beat Mathew in the freestyle.
14) The contestant who finished fifth in the backstroke did not finish third in the butterfly.
15) No contestant finished in the same position in both the breaststroke and the butterfly.
Using the following clues, determine the order of finish in each of the four strokes.I suppose you have heard of Einstein's riddle, which only 2% of the world's population is able to solve. Well, just like this one
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Guility
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