The wife came home early and found her
husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.
The wife was upset to say the least.
“You are a disrespectful pig!” she cried. “How dare you do this to me! A
faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want a
divorce!”
The husband replied, “Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell
you what happened.” “Fine, go ahead,” she sobbed, “but they’ll be the
last words you’ll say to me!”
The husband began “Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and
this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and
defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed
that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me
that she hadn’t eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought
her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the
ones you wouldn’t eat because you were afraid you’d put on weight. The
poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up, I
suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes
were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed
clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few
years, but never wore because you say they were too tight. I also gave
her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you didn’t
wear because I don’t have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister
gave you for Christmas that you refused to wear just to annoy her, and I
also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and
wouldn’t wear because someone at work has a pair the same.”
The husband took a quick breath and continued “She was so grateful for
my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned
to me with tears in her eyes and said, “Please… do you have anything
else that your wife doesn’t use?”
naise!
lol..
lol wth
men and their excuses!
>=(