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Married Women and Single Women

• soleachip

  14 Sep 10, 13:15

  Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?

  A. Because single women come home, take a look at what's in the fridge and go to bed. When married women come home, they check out what's in the bed and head straight to the fridge.

• Pitot

  14 Sep 10, 13:22

  vice versa

• FireIce

  14 Sep 10, 13:23

  i donch understands

  wat's in bed?

• Pitot

  14 Sep 10, 13:26

  their partner?

• soleachip

  14 Sep 10, 16:27

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  i donch understands

  wat's in bed?

  displacement. food is the new sex