A 6-year-old goes to the hospital with her Grandma to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room.
"Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly: "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"
"What?" asked her Grandpa.
"Make a noise like a frog -- because Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disneyland!”
LAWL :D