Public toilet
Gary Tan and Matthew Lim were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when
Gary glanced over and noticed that Matthew Lim 's penis was twisted like a
corkscrew.
"Wow," Gary said. "I've never seen one like that before."
"Like what?" Matthew Lim said.
"All twisted like a pig's tail," Gary said.
"Well, what's yours like?" Matthew Lim said.
"Straight, like normal," Gary said.
"I thought mine was normal until I saw yours," Matthew Lim said.
Gary finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shakedown prior to putting it back in his pants.
"What did you do that for?" Matthew Lim said.
"Shaking off the excess drops," Gary said. "Like normal."
"Fucks!," Matthew Lim said. "And all these years I've been wringing it."
LOL
Not really funny leh..
LOL, Epic. =D
how do you dry your dick?
use tissue or wring it?
LOL ZAI
LOLOL