you all should go here
it's a now defunct website which had many funny remarks and banter inside chatrooms.
hilarious stuff. check out the latest and top 100 quotes first.
some excerpts:
< gordonjcp> I'm trying to enjoy the vuvuzela concert and some prick keeps playing football
< k5egg> the fucking oil spill is several hundred times larger than AT&T's 3G coverage...
< n1lqj> Unlike AT&T the oil spill is guaranteed to cover everyone
thefinalcutter83: According to CNN.com: "Iranian missile may be able to hit U.S. by 2015."
SpaceInvader455: That's one slow fuckin missile.
<Gamer> Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob off your granny, It feels great but for christs sake don't look down.
<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
omg its zack wtf: my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4