Last night i had a bad dream... i was i was a young chiobu....
in the dream, i was driving a car, dunno how the hell i manage to get a car, maybe its my parents car. Its a Benz, i think C180.... i was wearing low cut spaghetti tank top n denim minishorts... n i drive with window wound down, like driving convertible.... n my hair fly with the wind. Then many guys stare at me, coz i ish sibeh chio de chiobu driving an expensive car, n i think some of them almost tio accident.
I was driving to a place, i think its turf city, yeah should be... when i enter the road leading to it, i pass by one drive-through macdonald. I saw many cubicle booths, but i decided i m not going to order anything...so i decided to take another route to by pass the macdonalds.
But what the fark, got no other lane, its like as if die die have to drive through the macdonald. So i drive past, got something like carpark gantry. Then the macdonald guy ask me want to order what. I told him i dont want to order anything, i just want to go in to Turf City. He said i have to order something, i said no thanks, please raise the barrier n let me drive through.
Then suddenly the guy disappear, n then behind cars keep on honk honk at me. So i inch close at the barrier, it never raise leh. Then behind keep on horn non stop, so i came out of my car n tried to push the barrier up, n then suddenly some macdonalds stuff came after me n scold me say STOP STOP STOP n one of them who was holding a tray of vanilla ice cream cones, threw it at me, n kenna my tank top!! ****. They look like they gonna assault me, so i faster go inside car n start engine n just bashed through the farking barrier.... Then i mumbled to myself something like FARK MACDONALD SH1T.
I reached turf city, i think i was goingt to meet my parents or friends for lunch. So i go to the seafood market, n i saw aquarium tanks, but it was huge, like underwater world... weird. some got shark n sea turtle even. I walk into one restaurant, i think its called 'Ah Fatt Seafood'. I got a table first, n waiting for my parents who ish on the way. Then one old lady waitress give me menu, but the menu was very crumpled n old n oily. Then she recommend me some seafood dishes, n talked in cantonese leh....but i dont really understand cantonese leh.
She said this dish good, its called 'DIU LEI LOU MEI CHAU HAAI', n i asked her whats that. She told me its 'hung braised meat & fried crabs'. Dunno what dish also, never heard before. Next dish she say is 'POKE GAAI' which means fell-down chicken.... some kind of fried chicken i think. N next was 'HAAM GAH CHAAN' which means salty family meal... some kind of cold dish combination platter.
Then i think the restaurant is evil n strange, n i felt uncomfortable, so i quickly pretend to go toilet n left. On the way to toilet, i saw upstairs is a sealed up place, last time many years ago used to be a shopping street, like bugis village, selling many clothes n accesories. i think its called 'TURF CITY FLEA MARKET' So i climb over the barrier n decided to go upstairs to sexplore.
It was quite dark n dusty, many small shops, but all like abandoned n very dusty. Got many rubbish n tables n chairs n clothing racks n curtains n mannequins strewn all over the place. I look around, n i saw one box, i opened it, it was box of clothes.... maybe the previous stall owner left it there after shop close becoz of poor business.
The clothes all in plastic packaging, n so was protected from the dust n dirt, so its still wearable... i opened, n it was some tight teeshirts. So i wear the teeshirt over my spaghetti tank top, to try on. It was nice, n i decided to just drag the whole box to bring home, coz anyway it is nobody's one, can just take it back lor. Then further up, i saw a dusty stall, got a tarp covering it. So i lifted it up, n it was old rotting wooden cabinets n tables. I opened the cabinet, n saw dirty mouldy slippers n high heel shoes, n got one rat jumped out.... i SCREAMED...n i just ran n ran, n ran into the darkness. It was like a maze. I wanted to get out, so i took out my iphone to illuminate...
then in front of me was a wall covered with slime!!! i screamed, n turned back, but something pulled me back into the sticky gooey slime!!! i screamed, then i woke up !!! SCARY LEH...
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Cool story bro.
Last night i had a bad dream about a young chiobu, for some random reason in the dream the young chiobu force herself into my car, then we drive to turf city, then she want order macdonald then the young chiobu voice is actually ah gua, so i ran off and disappeared...