Jorge : Knock.. knock..
loon : who is it?
Jorge : comrade loon its me Jorge.
loon : door is not lock come in yourself.
Jorge : glad to see you here comrade
loon : errrr... I am sorry I think you got the suite.
Jorge : no, loon its me Jorge, look...
loon : good gracious Jorge what have you done to yourself? Put back that blonde wig of yours and come in quick.
Jorge : thanks comrade
loon : please don't call me comrade loon out here. Just call me mai hum or mee siam will do.
Jorge : ok..
loon : how did you find me and did anyone followed you here?
Jorge : no mai hum but i think.. am being stalked.
loon : you sure its a stalker and not some horny old man looking to bonk a cheap hooker? Get rid of those lipstick Jorge, you look worst than liang the poop. Jackass your best buddy didn't offer you any advise? LOL..
Jorge : Oh.. it was a last minute thing you see ..
loon : oh Jorge cut the crap, what is it do you want?
Jorge : its not for me, mai hum.. its for my empress. She has been haunting me day and night urging me to stand for the PE. She even did some covert posting on her own posing as fans to urge me on. You know how she is.
loon : get real Jorge, I know you too well. But I can't help you this time. That person is not you Jorge so stop wasting your time.
Jorge : mai hum.. you know I have done alot for this country, Floodgate agreements, Gambling Dens.. you name it.. without me you wouldn't have gotten this far this quick right?
loon : honestly Jorge, you are a well-educated grown man, Wise.. I don't think so.
Jorge : what do you mean? mai hum
loon : Jorge the truth might hurt but I guess you don't know what it means to be hurt, do you? You are supposed to handle those negotiations with finesse, and have enough juice to craft a win win agreement. Despite all the hints I have given to you, you still didn't get it. Jorge, you are paid millions you know, don't expect me to do it for you. I have more important tasks to take care of you know.
Jorge : sob.. sob.. mai hum.. for old time sake..
loon : Jorge, for the sake of all the people who have lost their rice bowls due to your wisdom. I, as an old friend urge you to join the free spirit corp and get the hell out of here!
Jorge : sob.. sob.. sob..
loon : you better leave now, my darling wife is coming back soon, if she sees you looking like this my vacation is going to be ruined.
Jorge : heartless!
loon : And Jorge, don't think that the public and the comrades are going to be fooled by your sudden trip overseas. Schemingly timed to coincide with me and prata man's trip overseas. No one is going to be so daft as to think that there is a secret rendevous with the chosen one going on overseas. Nice try Jorge but we are not daft.